Select rating1 - Bad2 - Not bad3 - Avarage4 - Good5 - Fabulous

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Speed-Metal-Benc ... B09DB3G89X

Apple: https://music.apple.com/us/album/speed- ... 1582324227

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJcQ_u ... gl3O962Y9A
===============================================
Description on YouTube:

Lyrics:

(Yo holy shit man, I found an old bench! Yeeeeah!)

Out with my friends, looking for fun
We encounter an old abandoned bench
We gave it life and hooked it up to my car
The beer cans the passengers clench
The spirit of Metal burns in our hearts
As we accelerate to high speeds
42069 miles per hour
The speed that our drunk asses need

SPEED METAL BENCH
WE REIGN ON THE HIGHWAY
SPEED METAL BENCH
THE COPS WE MUST EVADE

Metal blasting loud, bench blazing behind
Faster than the speed of light
The air passing through as we thrive through the night
The sparks sparking oh so bright
Wait holy shit! There’s a slight problem now
The bench is slowly scraping into dust
HELVETE VA FAAN! We are slowing down
I wish this bench was more robust

SPEED METAL BENCH
WE REIGN ON THE HIGHWAY
SPEED METAL BENCH
THE COPS WE MUST EVADE

(Wait, what the shit? HOLY SHIT THE COPS ARE HERE! GO! GO!)

((Guitar solo))

The cops on our tail now we’re truly fucked
They’ll take our asses to jail
The bench is fucked up so we can’t use it now
We have to find a way to bail
What do I see just in front of me
A new bench to our appeal
But this time just so we don’t get fucked
We better put on some wheels

SPEED METAL BENCH
WE REIGN ON THE HIGHWAY
SPEED METAL BENCH
THE COPS WE MUST EVADE

Context:
It all started when Dez (vocalist/guitarist of thrash metal band Atomic Demise) made a funny shitpost song about his friend from Sweden, Joëy, being drunk with his friends hooking up an old metal bench to a car and riding it. Joëy thought it was so good, he made Dez make it public and start a new speed metal side project with him called 'SPEEDER'.
Many of their songs contain the word 'speed'.