[KennyT]

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Heavy Metal Massacre, One Of The Worst Movies Ever Made!...It's so bad, that it is hilariously good! Sometimes, it’s impossible to convey in words how truly awful a piece of cinema is. Welcome to Heavy Metal Massacre!
Released in 1989, Heavy Metal Massacre is an incredibly shitty slasher flick starring former professional wrestler and movie director David DeFalco. The first ten minutes of Heavy Metal Massacre consists of a credit sequence. Only, you can count the credits on one hand!

What this means is that writer/director/producer/star Bobbi Young aka David DeFalco utilizes this standard film component for something else. Namely, to show us his apartment. And to show us how cool he looks when he stares into the camera, clad in full Faster Pussycat regalia, amidst a wash of disorderly thrash metal, black-light tiger posters, ceramic skull busts, and Radio Shack video effects. This is oblivious, misanthropic trash in its purest form. And it is magnificent. (plus the soundtrack is COOL!)

I DARE you to download and watch this movie!
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[Deathdancer]

You are such a harsh critic. This movie is 10/10 it's what Oscar dreams are made of!!

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[Slaytanik]

I knew by the description this was going to be a doozy, but I think the movie might legitimately have given me brain damage. It's like one of those John Mikel Thor type movies but made by Tim and Eric and with the pacing of a morphine trip.

[canadaspaceman]

Heavy Metal Massacre 1989 (.avi) One Of The Worst Movies Ever Made. Horror .David DeFalco

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